Praise for
How to Win a Fight with a Conservative


Listen to what the critics aren’t saying:

“How dare this book try to make conservatives look like idiots. That’s my job.”
—Michele Bachmann

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“I have people that have been studying this book and they cannot believe what they're finding. It’s huge! I believe the author has pulled one of the great cons in the history of politics." —Donald Trump

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"This book will lead directly to man-on-dog sex." —Rick Santorum

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“This book is what Paul Revere was trying to warn the British about when liberals tried to bring conservatives before death panels during the Revolutionary squirmish. Please refudiate.” —Sarah Palin

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“There are three reasons why you should not buy this book. One, it’s not funny. Two, it makes fun of Republicans, and the third is … what’s the third one there? I can’t. The third one, I can’t. Sorry. Oops.” —Rick Perry

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"I've got this book in my prison cell and it's f**king golden. I'm just not giving it up for f**king nothing." —Rod Blagojevich

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“We’ve tried everything from Harry Potter to Heather Has Two Mommies, but we’ve found that no book burns better than How to Win a Fight With a Conservative.” —Pat Robertson

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"Anyone who reads this book is Hitler." —Glenn Beck

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Revised & Updated for the 2012 Election!