/* declare arrays containing insults */
var col1 = ["unhinged", "unmedicated", "brainless", "slack-jawed", "inbred", "lying", "bedwetting", "sanctimonious", "puritanical", "confused", "delusional", "impotent", "authoritarian", "un-American", "intolerant", "greedy", "deranged", "bitter", "fanatical", "selfish", "bloodthirsty", "clueless", "shameless", "heartless", "arrogant", "obnoxious", "corrupt", "ignorant", "wide-stanced", "erectile-dysfunctional", "insufferable", "sexually repressed", "maniacal", "self-deluding", "gutless", "cowardly", "gap-toothed", "lobotomized", "mavericky", "mentally challenged", "drooling", "rabid"]; 

var col2 = ["Bible-thumping", "warmongering", "gas-guzzling", "gun-fondling", "knuckle-dragging", "Constitution-shredding", "FOX News-humping", "privacy-invading", "race-baiting", "Sarah Palin-fantasizing", "propaganda-dispensing", "torture-cheering", "Armageddon-yearning", "Rush Limbaugh-parroting", "hate-spewing", "religion-perverting", "global-warming-denying", "NRA-worshipping", "reality-denying", "bathroom-sex-seeking", "lynch-mob-loving", "cousin-marrying", "tobacco-juice-dribbling", "oil-company-fellating", "conspiracy-theorizing", "Glenn Beck-worshipping", "book-burning", "evolution-denying", "shotgun-wielding", "Confederate flag-waving", "doomsday-preaching", "Ponzi-scheming", "Earth-defiling", "God-misappropriating", "cave-dwelling", "air-fouling", "town hall-terrorizing", "fetus-fixating", "Bible-banging", "healthcare-denying", "Civil War-reenacting", "history-revising"];

var col3 = ["wingnuts", "extremists", "blowhards", "rednecks", "hypocrites", "McCarthyites", "fascists", "demagogues", "theocrats", "bigots", "zealots", "prudes", "douche bags", "bullies", "sociopaths", "bloviators", "troglodytes", "morons", "Rethuglicans", "Repugnicans", "chickenhawks", "wackjobs", "homophobes", "totalitarians", "Neanderthals", "trailer trash", "elitists", "xenophobes", "draft dodgers", "nutjobs", "mouth breathers", "cowards", "racists", "gasbags", "hillbillies", "eunuchs", "Obamaphobes", "Palin-drones", "teabaggers", "weenies", "trolls", "conservatards", "gunfederates", "hypochristians", "assclowns", "fearmongers", "birthers", "wacktivists", "bottom-feeders", "hatriots"];