The Conservative Insult Generator

Use this handy tool to generate 27,000 possible random insults to hurl at all those fanatical, unmedicated, warmongering, FOX News-humping, town hall-terrorizing, right-wing morons in your midst.

Generate a Random Insult

Click the button to create your own custom insult! Repeat as needed.



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The Conservative Insult Generator Is Now an iPhone App!

Mock your rivals on the go. Download iHeckle: The Conservative Insult Generator iPhone App.

A Companion to How to Win a Fight with a Conservative

The Conservative Insult Generator is based on "27,000 Ways to Insult Conservatives," as featured in the book How to Win a Fight with a Conservative.

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Got an insult? Send it to us and we'll add the best submissions to the mix.

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