The Conservative Insult Generator

When All Else Fails: 27,000 Ways to Insult Conservatives


Use this handy tool to generate 27,000 possible random insults to hurl at all those fanatical, unmedicated, warmongering, FOX News-humping, Constitution-trampling, right-wing morons in your midst.

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Click the button to create your own custom insult! Repeat as needed.

The Conservative Insult Generator is based on "27,000 Ways to Insult Conservatives," as featured in How to Win a Fight with a Conservative.

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